I spent some time with my friend Brandt Hurley yesterday. He is one funny chap. And we play off each other very well. He told me once that he is afraid of Sham WOW, you know, the stuff used to dry off a car (the "As Seen On TV" version of a chamois).. I asked him why, and he said, "Because those things suck out water! I'M 70% WATER!!"
I think we would all to well to not touch these dangerous products, unless we all want to become human mummy-raisins.